I am your girlfriend

I am your girl friend:

Smart
Intelligent
Sweet
Talented
Excllent
Romantic

Theek kaha na?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R 

I don’t talk to boys

Boy: Hi
Girl: What?

Boy: How are you?
Girl: Do I know you?

Boy: I’m Rich…
Girl: Oh!! I’m layla 18 years old! do u wanna go out ??? and btw I like ur hair 

Boy: My name is Rich, and yours??
Girl: Sorry I don’t talk to boys… 

Even the mirror will fall in love with you

Don’t stand too much in front of mirror.

Even the mirror will fall in love with you because you are so cute 

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For more jokes recharge Rs. 30 to my number :p

When someone is flirting with you

Dedicated To All Cute Girls

When Someone Is Flirting With U;
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Please Cooperate….!!!

Teri galiyon me na rakhengay kadam

Teri galiyon mein na rakhen gy kadam aaj K baad,

Kyun K…

Humari apni gali mein setting ho gai hy!!!

|’\(‘.’) Kya
| |.|> Bacchi
| _|\_ Hy Yar… ;->)

Waqt per girl friend badlo

Waqt per aadat na badlay to wo zaroorat-e-life ban jati hai

Aur agar waqt per Girl Friend na badlay to wo kambakht Wife ban jati hai 

Koi Dekhe Ga To Nahi?

Shadi Ki Raat:

Husband: Ijazat Hai?

Wife: Sharmate Hue… Ji.

Husband Ne Door Lock Kya, Window Lock Ki, Parde Daley, Light Off Ki

Bivi Ne Keha Koi Faida Nahi.

Husband: Herat Se Kyun?

Wife: Koi Dekhe Ya Na Dekhe “SHABBIR” Tu Dekhe Ga… 

Will you please talk to me?

Man 2 A Lady In A Crowded Bazaar:

I’ve Lost My Wife. Will U Please Talk To Me For A Minute

Lady: Why?

Man: whenever I Talk 2 Ladies She Appears From Somewhere 

Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?

1 admi doston ki mehfil se late night ghar gaya,

Doston ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?

Admi bola: Nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to main wese bhi nikalwane wala tha..!!!

Height Of Miss Understanding!

Bivi Ghusse Mein: “Mera jeena haram ho gaya hai. Me ye ghar chorh k ja rahi hun”

Husband: Jan Choro! Khuda K Waste.

Biwi Wapas Atay Hoye: Ek to apki ye adat buhut buri hai, hamesha JAN keh k aur Khuda ka wasta de k rok lete hain 

Jo Doctor banta hai wo MBBS

Jo Doctor banta hai wo MBBS padhta hai ,
Jo wakil banta hai wo LLB padhta hai,
Jo police officer banta hai wo IPS padhta hai ,
Or jo Ullu banta hai wo mera SMS padhta hai .
Kher ban jao Ullu !

God Made Daylight And Called it the SUN

God Made Daylight And Called it the SUN ,
God Made Entertainment And Called it FUN ,
God Made Nightlight And Called it the 
MOON ,
God Made You And Called it Cartoon .

Na aap dur jana na hum

Na aap dur jana na hum dur jayenge.hum apne-apne wade nibhayenge.bahut accha lagega zindagi ka ye safar.aap waha se yaad karna hum yahan se muskurayenge.

Friend In Different Language......

Iranian- DOST
German- FREUND
Herbew- CHAVER
French- AM I
Pinoy- KAIBIGAN
Dutch- VREND
Maxican- AM I GO
for me just Simply 
''YOU''

Mom batti k ander ka dhaga bola

Mom batti k ander ka dhaga bola,
Main jalta hoon to tu kyon pighalti hai?
Mombati boli,
Jisko dil mein jaga di,
woh bichray to ansu to niklainn gey hi.

Jaan hai mujhko

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurban yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari.

Oru Vasantha Kalam

Oru Vasantha Kalam, Bhoomiyil Niraye Pookal Parimalam Parathunnu. Padathu Kunji Kilikal Virunnu Vannu Aa Pular Kalathu Nee Ente Veetilekku Vannu . .Appol Njan Ente Vathil Ninakkai Turannu. Ninte Kaikal Ente Nere Neendu Vannu.. ..AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE, Biju

Na Jena Na Suna

Na Jena Na Suna Kokhono,Diyo Nako Mon. Valo Kore Aage Take Jane Nao,Sa Kamon Doron. Aabeg Ta Komia Aalap Ta Jomia Aage Jena Nao Tar Vator Goron..Pore Dio Mon!

1 Sal Ki Keemat Us Shaks Sy Puchu Jo Fail Ho Gya Ho...

1 Sal Ki Keemat Us Shaks Sy Puchu Jo Fail Ho Gya Ho. =1 Maheeny Ki Keemat Us Shaks Sy Puchu Jis Ko Sara Mahena Pay Na Mili Ho. =1 Hafty Ki Keemat Us Shaks Sy Puchu Jo Sara Hafta Hospital Mai Admt Rha Ho. =1 Din Ki Keemat Us Shaks Sy Pucho Jo Sara Din Bhuka Rha Ho. =1 Gantay Ki Keemat Us Sy Pucho Jisay Ek Gntay Tk Kisi Ka Intzar Krna Pary. =1 Mint Ki Keemat Us Sy Pucho Jis Ny 1 Mint Ki Wja Sy Apni Train Mis Kr Di Ho. =1 Second: Ki Keemat Us Sy Pucho Jo Ek Second K Farq Sy Boht Bray Accidnt Sy Bcha Ho. Hr Ek Lamha Boht Keemti Hai. Hmara Kal Tareekh Bnjata Hai. Hmara Anay Wala Kal Hmaray Lye Chalnge Hai, But Hmara Aj Hmaray Ly Ek Tohfa Ha, Is Lye To Isay PRESENT Kehtay Hn:) <('.') /"/> TXt _/"\_K죣€R

| ♥ Laws Of Life :P ♥ |

1)Law Of Telephone: When You Dial A Wrong Number, You Never Get A Busy Tone 2)Law Of Mechanical Repair: After Your Hands Become Coated With Grease Your Nose Will Begin To Itch 3)Law Of The Workshop: Any Tool, When Dropped, Will Roll To The Least Accessible Corner 4)Law Of The Alibi: If You Tell The Boss You Were Late For Work Because You Had A Flat Tire, The Next Morning You Will Have A Flat Tire 5)Bath Theorem: When The Body Is Immersed In Water, The Telephone Rings 6) Law Of Encounters: The Probability Of Meeting Someone You Know Increases When You Are With Someone You Don't Want To Be Seen With 7) Law Of The Result: When You Try To Prove To Someone That A Machine Won't Work, It Will 8) Law Of Biomechanics: The Severity Of The Itch Is Inversely Proportional To The Reach 9) Theatre Rule: People With The Seats At The Furthest From The Aisle Arrive Last 10) Law Of Coffee: As Soon As You Sit Down For A Cup Of Hot Coffee, Your Boss Will Ask You To Do Something Which Will Last Until The Coffee Is Cold 11) Law Of Proposal : After U Accept A Proposal You Will Get A Better One

staffed loads of kisses

read out this sms very carefully watch as u read it wide coz i’ve filled it with staffed loads of kisses & hundreds loads of huggles inside

While cheeks burn, arms open, eyes shut, and lips meet!

The moment eternal – just that and no more - When ecstasy’s utmost we clutch at the core(By SmsTing.Blogspot.CoM.com) While cheeks burn, arms open, eyes shut, and lips meet!

3 – 2 = one heart praying 4 you

3 – 2 = one heart praying 4 you 1 + 1= two eyes looking for you 3+2= five sensesmissing you. 4+3= seven days in a week i desire you. 7+5= 12months asking god to bless you

Golden Words By Hitler

Golden Words By Hitler:
“If U Cant Fly,Run
If U Cant Run,Walk
If U Cant Walk,Crawl..
Bt..Keep Moving
Santa:
O Taa Thik Ae, Par Jana Kithay hai ?”

Sardar after operation

Surgeon:”i m sorry, it seems a rubber gloves was left inside u aftr operation.
We hv 2 operate u again.
Sardar- ro mat re, Ye le 20 Rs. Naya le lena..LoL”

Waqt phir nahi aayga

Santa ko ek party me plate nahi mili,
To apni jeb me khana dalne laga.
Banta-ye kya?
Santa- dag to chala jayga, but ye waqt phir nahi aayga.

Sacha Dost

Ek Sacha Dost Wahi HE Jo Apka Pehla AanSu Poch Le

DuSra AanSu Rok Le

Aur Agar TiSra Aansu Aya To Jor Se ThaPpad Mare Or Kahe “Le Ab khuL Ke Ro Le..

Dard bhari shayari

Pyaar karke koi Jataye ye zaruri to nahi

Yad karke koi bataye ye zaruri tonahi

Rone wale to dil me hi ro lete hai

Ankh me ansu aaye ye zaruri to nahi

Hasi bhi Milegi

Andhera mila he to roshni b milegi

Gam mila h to khusi bhi milegi

Rehta nahi 1 sa mausam Aansu mili hai to hasi b milegi.

‘Love is in the Air’

What is the height of Cruelty….
Throwing your Girlfriend out of window and singing
”Love is in the Air”…!!

I asked my dad for a Blackberry or an Apple

I asked my dad for a Blackberry or an Apple. . .
He replied, . . . . . .
varsad nu season che beta.. Bhagiya khaa Bhagiya !! 

Santa ladki dekhne gaya..

Santa ladki dekhne gaya..
Ladki ke baap ne pucha- Beta, Sharab peete ho?
Santa-Sharab kabhi bad me piyunga, Abhi to sirf chai chalegi..

Maa Itna Door Jaane Nahi Degi

Teacher-Kal Suraj Par Lecture Dungi, Sab Ko Aana Hoga.
Santa-Mai Nahi Aa Sakta.
Teacher-Kyun?
Santa-Maa Itna Door Jaane Nahi Degi.

Message sending failed – likh k bhej de..

Santa:Yar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi,
Kya karu?
Banta:”Message sending failed” likh k bhej de..

If Child Labour Is A Crime...

If Child Labour Is A Crime

Then Why Teacher Gives Homework ??

Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me.

Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me……………Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!!

Meaning of Valentine...

Do u know what r the meanings of VALENTINE
Ans: You r 
V:very
E:eminent
L:lovely
E:energetic
N:nice
T:tamizdar
I:inteligent
N:noble
E:everloving

be my valentine

If there were no words
No way to speak
I would still here you
If there were no tears
No it to feel inside
I would still feel for you
And even if the sun refuse to shine
Even if all ends ran out Love
I would still have you here
Until the end of time
All I need is you my VALENTINE.

Valentine meanings...

V….is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A…..is for I will Always be yours
L…..is for Love at its most extreme
E…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N…..is for Never-ending love
T…..is for we will Always be Together forever
I…..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N….is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E…..is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting .

Last night I Got a severe Head pain…

Last night I Got a severe Head pain…
I went to the Doctor …
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person…

” Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?

When things go wrong

When things go wrong

When sadness fills your heart

When tears flow in your eyes

Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

Mothers day

M – For the MILLION things she gave me,

O – For she’s growing OLD,

T – For the TEARS she shed to save me,

H – For her HEART of purest gold,

E – For her EYES, with love-light shining,

R – For she is always RIGHT and always be.

All the stars wishing u happy new year

Tom Cruise
Angelina Jolie
Aishwarya Rai
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
Amitabh Bachhan
& me..
All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.

Why Mother Is So Special

Why mother is so special?

When I came home in the rain,

My brother asked: Why you didn’t take an umbrella?

My sister adviced me: Why you didn’t wait till rain stopped?

My father warned me: Only after getting cold you’ll realize.

BUT

My Mother, while drying my hair, said: Stupid rain, couldn’t it wait, till my child reach home.

That’s Mother 

New Year’s Day

We will open the book

Its pages are blank

We are going to put words on them ourselves

The book is called Opportunity and

Its first chapter is New Year’s Day

You’ve got a holi card

_________ U’ve
!’–.___.–’! got a
i________i CARD.
Open it…

§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
§ H A P P Y §
§ H O L I §
§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
Have a Nice Day!

Ingredients For Perfect Holi

Ingredients For Perfect Holi

Bright colors,
water balloons,
lavish gujiyas and melodious songs
are the ingredients of perfect Holi.
Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.

you are still soying?

Birds are chillaying, murgha is kukrukuing
Chaand is doobing, sun is nikling
Flowers are khushboo maring, peacock is naching

all are kahing to u Good Morning & u r still soying???

Morning Tea For You...

Morning
c(“”)Teä
. ‘”"‘
For You

I Mixed it With “LOVE” & “HAPPINESS”

But

There is No “SUGAR”

Bcoz I Know U R So “SWEET” :: Good Morning ::

Kisi per trust karo...

Kisi per trust karo to us bachay ki tarah jis ko ap hawa me uchalo to wo darta nahi,

Kyon k wo janta hai k nechay
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Kamran Akmal nahi hai 

Friends are like fishes...

Friends are like fishes.. you have to sit patiently for a long time to catch a good one.

Just like I caught you!

So better stay nice otherwise… I will FRY you