I am your girlfriend

I am your girl friend:

Smart
Intelligent
Sweet
Talented
Excllent
Romantic

Theek kaha na?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R 

I don’t talk to boys

Boy: Hi
Girl: What?

Boy: How are you?
Girl: Do I know you?

Boy: I’m Rich…
Girl: Oh!! I’m layla 18 years old! do u wanna go out ??? and btw I like ur hair 

Boy: My name is Rich, and yours??
Girl: Sorry I don’t talk to boys… 

Even the mirror will fall in love with you

Don’t stand too much in front of mirror.

Even the mirror will fall in love with you because you are so cute 

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When someone is flirting with you

Dedicated To All Cute Girls

When Someone Is Flirting With U;
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Please Cooperate….!!!

Teri galiyon me na rakhengay kadam

Teri galiyon mein na rakhen gy kadam aaj K baad,

Kyun K…

Humari apni gali mein setting ho gai hy!!!

|’\(‘.’) Kya
| |.|> Bacchi
| _|\_ Hy Yar… ;->)

Waqt per girl friend badlo

Waqt per aadat na badlay to wo zaroorat-e-life ban jati hai

Aur agar waqt per Girl Friend na badlay to wo kambakht Wife ban jati hai 

Koi Dekhe Ga To Nahi?

Shadi Ki Raat:

Husband: Ijazat Hai?

Wife: Sharmate Hue… Ji.

Husband Ne Door Lock Kya, Window Lock Ki, Parde Daley, Light Off Ki

Bivi Ne Keha Koi Faida Nahi.

Husband: Herat Se Kyun?

Wife: Koi Dekhe Ya Na Dekhe “SHABBIR” Tu Dekhe Ga… 

Will you please talk to me?

Man 2 A Lady In A Crowded Bazaar:

I’ve Lost My Wife. Will U Please Talk To Me For A Minute

Lady: Why?

Man: whenever I Talk 2 Ladies She Appears From Somewhere 

Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?

1 admi doston ki mehfil se late night ghar gaya,

Doston ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?

Admi bola: Nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to main wese bhi nikalwane wala tha..!!!

Height Of Miss Understanding!

Bivi Ghusse Mein: “Mera jeena haram ho gaya hai. Me ye ghar chorh k ja rahi hun”

Husband: Jan Choro! Khuda K Waste.

Biwi Wapas Atay Hoye: Ek to apki ye adat buhut buri hai, hamesha JAN keh k aur Khuda ka wasta de k rok lete hain